But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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