You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize