you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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