Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
