O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
