I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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