We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
not ubering you a puppy
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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