I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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