just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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