Whoa Z and x make the same sound
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Someone came in the potted fern
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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