So drunk its hurt
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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