I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
