FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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