so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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