But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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