As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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