possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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