Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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