Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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