david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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