So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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