We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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