i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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