An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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