I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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