Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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