Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
