Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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