how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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