I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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