question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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