I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
...so i touched it.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i believe in u and ur pee
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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