Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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