ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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