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say what?
wanna hang out?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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