She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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