The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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