party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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