i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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