Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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