Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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