Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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