Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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