and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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