? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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