We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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