yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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