Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
