the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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