dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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