i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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