she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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