Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
