Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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