If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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